Wolverine Vs. Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake
If Wolverine ever fought Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake, I think most people would agree with me when I say that Wolverine would win. The tougher question is this: Who would give a better haircut?
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September 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Wolverine would make a horrible barber, how do cut hair with claws? Plus i’m pretty sure wolverine has no training what so ever as a barber. I say Brutus “the barber” Beefcake clearly is the better barber…….HE HAS “BARBER” IN HIS NAME FOR GOD”S SAKE!
September 15th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
As far as experience goes I’m going to have to go with Wolvie. He’s waaaaaaaayyyy older than Beefcake. Logan could totally cut hair! If you have long hair he’d hold it up and with one swipe of a popped claw on the other hand your hair would be cut, vuala! If you have short hair he’d shave your head just like a actual barber with one blade. Yes Wolverine is a beast at times but let us not forget about his caring side. Brutis is a professionally bad hair cutter guy who cuts hair bad professionally. Old “Scratch ‘n’ Sniff” wins this one in my book!
September 17th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I’ve gotta go with Brutus - I’ve seen no indication that Wolverine has ever cut hair in his life, granted his claws could technically do all the great things held within the hearts and imaginations of his fans but he’s never shown an applied ability to do so.
Brutus on the other hand, has only given bad haircuts to his enemies — we’ve never seen what he can do for his friends or paying customers.
What it comes down to is the simple fact that a Barber is better than a not-barber at things involving hair.
September 20th, 2008 at 3:44 am
At first I was going to say Brutus all the way but then I thought about it. Does Wolverine’s healing factor effect his hair? I would think that it does. Since we never see his hair growing, I think that he is constantly cutting his own hair. 200 years of constantly cutting your own hair must provide for more than enough experience to out barber the beefcake.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Ya see true believers the thing is that Brutus the Barber beef cake can really only do two hair cuts the completely shaved head used in hair for hair matches and the combination soup Bowl-Poodle cut. Which of course follows the same logic as the combination sharp-shooter /Boston Crab move used in any good Canadian submission match. Wolverine on the other hand is the Edward Scissor hands of the Uncanny X-men… I mean he trims Professor Xavier’s Topiary Garden and the hedge maze that is used to confound the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants so I am positive that with his near infinite skill plus the addition of his alcoholism he could come up with at least more than two hair style …I mean after all whose Idea was it for Storm to Rock a Mo-Hawk in the late Eighties any-way!!!!!